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Neck Demotivational Poster

REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches

TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.2/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am

Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am
Funny, work on sentence structure

REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .

TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.

FIRE ALARM - When it starts popping, time to get hopping.

TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffy pop
Rating: 4.93/5

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TWOEDGE - November 16, 2011, 3:37 pm
my wife just asked me to change to fire alarms out so i sent here this link lol
maoworks2 - November 9, 2011, 1:40 pm
that's a good one

REDNECKS - You will spot them anywhere.

TAGS: redneck pool truck
Rating: 4.33/5

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TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:58 am
polythelia not n!pples, I know now the latter is a bad word.lol
TTill - December 27, 2012, 11:56 am
I like them for their 3rd nipples.. they are great!
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:33 am
You don't have to like rednecks but, you've got to admire their ingenuity!

REDNECK FIRE ALARM - Sometimes its easier to spot than others

TAGS: redneck fire alarm jiffypop smoke detector
Rating: 4.42/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:19 pm

when you hear the popping get out, if you smell it burning...too late
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 2:24 pm
I find it derivative and anti establishment.....and 5L for a good first attempt......also...I like Swiss better than mozzarella.....And beer.....beer is good.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:14 pm
awsome :)
motinet - August 26, 2010, 2:04 pm

A brilliant FIRST motifake. Bravo!


TAGS: vocabulary redneck
Rating: 4.52/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:55 pm
Thanks pal.
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 6:22 pm
What a riot !!!

REDNECKS - You may laugh at them... But they are the best at finding simple solutions To complex problems

TAGS: gun control redneck nashvillw
Rating: 4.21/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 10:22 pm
You sillymike you. What are you doing crashing our 4th of July block party?
Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 9:37 pm

didn't i see these guys in that movie "the Road"?

THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

TAGS: learning honeybooboo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."

TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L

DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.


REDNECK SANTA - Beer and Lotto tickets for everyone

TAGS: redneck santa
Rating: 3.21/5

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culos - December 8, 2010, 2:10 am
Sorry RL you do not have the power to retire me!
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

this is the third time in as many days this photo has been used....howz about we retire it.

REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind

REDNECKS - We love the Christmas season too

TAGS: christmas redneck lights
Rating: 3.77/5

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fascistfrenchman - November 9, 2011, 5:52 am
Now that's a clever use of Christmas lights, unless you get ticketed by the electric company for poaching. 4 Lions (-1 for the poor quality of the picture).

REDNECK HOUSEBOAT - Me an' Billy-Bob are headin' over to the sink-hole. Wanna join us? We got plenty o' beer!

CROSSBREEDING - Mexican and Rednecks are doing it

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK - When you wear a pair of underpants as a tank top

TAGS: redneck
Rating: 4.06/5

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3RD GRADE - The best 10 years of moms life.

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.38/5

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STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?

TAGS: spock rednecks gang fail
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ryder13 - April 22, 2009, 12:26 pm
Silly bunnies this is called the Spocker. 2 fingers in the pink 2 in the stink. It is the more mature version of the shocker.
White Pride - March 9, 2009, 5:20 am
silly buckbunnies, nig's throw two fingers, wets throw 3, white's 4 (3 K's) split all yer fingers
pete - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Nanu Nanu

IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck

TAGS: redneck foxworthy mailbox
Rating: 4.09/5

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inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
looks like they just pulled the wheels off of the trailer
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 10:58 am
Spy? Are you defending them?!
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:20 am
you could just be broke or to cheap to buy a mailbox.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:21 pm
(carebear BANNED)

REDNECK WAKEBOARDING - What will they think of next?

TAGS: redneck wakeboarding ski water
Rating: 4.43/5

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FilthyPhil - December 31, 2011, 3:56 pm
next is your sister topless on the wakeboard
Chompers - September 20, 2010, 2:54 pm
Happens to all of us.
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 2:50 pm
Don't you love the after thoughts you get when you see your posters a second or third time?
motinet - September 20, 2010, 2:49 pm

Better subtext would have been: $40,000 boat? $600 wakeboard? Screw that, we got plywood!
Faceplant31 - September 20, 2010, 12:27 pm
Can this be an activity at moticon?


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm
I totally love this one. Hilarious.


TAGS: redneck wedding sister
Rating: 3.56/5

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ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
And then there is this... #73827
krazyivanthedivine - February 15, 2012, 10:07 pm
I take offense! I don't live in the Allagash...


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

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Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.

REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.

TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !

BACTERIA - it's the only culture some people have

TAGS: redneck
Rating: 4.15/5

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REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!

TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are hot and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a cock?


STUCK - Giving up is an option

FIGHTING FAIR - Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

TAGS: redneck arguing stupid
Rating: 4.03/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:42 pm
He tucks his t-shirt into his shorts which, if you could see his feet, he's probably wearing socks in a pair of flippies. Case closed...teehee.
MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
To woo
GaryO - June 26, 2014, 11:09 pm
To wit
Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:00 pm
Why do y'all insist on thinking that this's guy is an idiot when you have never met him, he's probly smarter than you, because rednecks can solve problems better than any if yall
Face425 - June 26, 2014, 10:00 pm
Why do y'all insist on thinking that this's guy is an idiot when you have never met him, he's probly smarter than you, because rednecks can solve problems better than any if yall
boston - July 14, 2012, 1:27 pm
I humbly ask everyone, Please do not associate all US firearms owners with this douche bag retard, Thanks.
MissPriss - June 25, 2012, 12:08 pm
Hey thanks for the comments and the 5L from Bull. Combined those things keep me plucking away around here.
Swampfox - June 24, 2012, 4:50 pm
I see that 'gay" is a dirty word.
Swampfox - June 24, 2012, 4:49 pm
Never argue with a gay, racist, southern, redneck, hippie with guns and a recycling fetish. No telling what he will do next.
Bull - June 24, 2012, 4:25 pm
Confederate flag, M-16, hippy hair, "surfer dude" hand gesture, does that say Newton on his shirt? The pic alone is an explosion of awesome, the caption brings it home. Big 5L!!

REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine

WHITE TRASH - An individual that may or may not be poor, but is monumentally ignorant and quite possibly stupid.

TAGS: redneck white trash gun trailer
Rating: 2.73/5

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P - March 25, 2009, 7:31 am
He's also VERY badly dressed, or is that normal for this particular part of your country?
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:44 pm
He's going to recycle those cans into a new house.
BuzzBomb - September 10, 2008, 5:09 pm
Going by the sign, I'd say he's Shed Trash as opposed to Trailer or White.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 12:34 am
YES he does! lol
RnR - August 1, 2008, 3:38 pm
but he DOES recycle


TAGS: french hairy armpit america redneck stereotype
Rating: 2.54/5

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Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!
BurpingJack - November 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
you always maust be told things twice;that ain't my fault if you're from USA
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 8:57 am
The part where we only say things once...
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:54 pm
Why's everyone speaking Spanish? I failed that course.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laugh at myself more than anyone else
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:48 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:40 am
Si vous ne pouvez pas rire de vous dont pouvez-vous rire ?
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:29 am
Bah alors Alex?! Sois fier d'être Français, mec; en dépit du passé et de ce que ces cons peuvent dire!
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
an outcast, I meant
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:14 pm
of course that's not true, an unshaved girl is a paria in France ! but that's true we cannot fight xD
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:35 am
* shudders *, are they really unshaven? or is that just a frear tactic to keep france safe because they cant fight


HILLBILLIES AND REDNECKS - Everyone is allowed to dream. Only a few work hard enough to to see them become a reality.

TAGS: hillbillies rednecks dreams work
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
Well thank you Krissie and more than happy to hear I made you have a fit :)
Krissie - June 2, 2012, 8:40 pm
Ahhhahaha...I'm dyin' here... 5L eye-watering, mascara runnin', laughing fit here! :D
Bull - May 31, 2012, 4:01 pm
What's that guy's zip code? E-I-E-I-O ??

REDNECK CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - And, yes they are tampons.

INCEST - ...the reason why we drive so fast through the Bible belt.

TAGS: incest ugly toothless redneck
Rating: 2.89/5

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dantheman - August 8, 2012, 12:26 am
Yes....I admit.....I been served.....
dantheman - August 8, 2012, 12:25 am
LOL. Yeah....you caught me off guard, ya fucker! I'll be waitin', Mr. Mo-Fo! :)
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:26 pm
And btw if this was meant to be some sort of criticism, I should let you know that I only respond to mods... ;) LOL
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:06 pm
Thanks:) From one genius to another :)
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:01 pm
As romantic as that sounds, Danny Boy...you're not my type...go hit on someone else or I'll scream...
rerun - August 7, 2012, 9:43 pm

steve, you sir....GENIUS.
dantheman - August 7, 2012, 3:08 pm
Oh you SUCK!
steve1961 - August 7, 2012, 11:32 am
Interesting picture but they have a policy here about no personal photos...

Young Love -

TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L

TIRE IRONS, SQUIRREL GUNS & GRIT - That's what Rednecks are made of

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 3.49/5

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aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:10 am
most of this applies to me
Me - October 24, 2009, 4:55 pm
US Flag Code. TITLE 4 > CHAPTER 1 Sec. 8(k). It states: "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning" Red Necks: Should burn more flags...
HA! - October 9, 2009, 2:31 pm
I'm offended, but that's more because I think you yanks are idiots.
Joe - September 29, 2009, 8:36 pm
I believe in God, Guns and Guts. If, this earns me the title of "redneck", I will forever wear it proudly for ever. Loud and proud in Hohenwald, Tennessee
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:44 pm
Anonymous2 - September 29, 2009, 11:13 am
I'm offended by the phrase "one nation, under God", but not because of God. I'm offended because of the comma, which isn't supposed to be there.
lunchmeat5000 - September 28, 2009, 11:12 pm
Bart, MS born and damn proud here too. Complete with big ass truck, shotgun, and bird dog.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 11:05 pm
just without the religion
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 11:04 pm
i'm aboot as redneck as a canadian can be.
Bartimaeus - September 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
Mississippi boy here. Redneck to the core!
rerun - September 28, 2009, 8:15 pm

count me as a proud member as well
LURCH - September 28, 2009, 7:55 pm
Alabama born and reared, free born, free range, freedom lovin , flag waving, conservative, son of the southland, and damn proud of it. YUP I AM THE REDNECK
RandomApe - September 28, 2009, 7:46 pm
Well, butter my ass and call me a biscuit! I think this makes me a redneck through and through!!!

THE FLOAT IS READY - Let the Christmas parade begin

TAGS: redneck santa float
Rating: 3.84/5

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CANADA - December 8, 2009, 12:56 am
EPIC! I should make one!

TEXAS - Where life is still easy and structured

TAGS: usa texas redneck
Rating: 2.45/5

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Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 4:42 pm
If you had been to Texas, you wouldn't have made this.

THE RECESSION - It's not that bad after all


TAGS: trash trailer redneck
Rating: 2.6/5

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MO - May 24, 2009, 10:01 pm
Trailer trash? I'm not seeing it. The landscaping looks quite nice....not a piece of trash anywhere.
Scorpio7 - November 11, 2008, 1:02 pm
Here is the explanation, about where it is located: http://www.snopes.com/photos/architecture/redneck.asp
sman - October 4, 2008, 3:34 pm
where is this place? does anyone know where i can more info on it?
Charlie M - September 13, 2008, 10:07 pm
fuck u guys, where did you get this

NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

TAGS: sport for rednecks
Rating: 3.96/5

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mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 5:54 pm
The stress may be true, but it's still not athletic in the least. In fact it's probably worse seeing as how your heart is being stressed and the rest of your body isn't being worked out. I wont mock the difficulty in driving just the lack of physicality
Cloudchaser - July 7, 2011, 9:46 am
It's more stressful than most people think. Drivers normally have a heart rate of 140 during a race, about that of a marathon runner

REDNECKS - Watch Out! They will try and steal everything

FAMILY PICTURES - Rednecks, they all look the same to me...

TAGS: redneck family
Rating: 4.36/5

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Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 4:43 am
Not "Hillbilly", they prefer to be called "Appalachian American".
salearling - July 28, 2014, 9:02 pm
That is a hillbilly, not a redneck, there is a difference.

NECK EXERCISES FOR MEN - If any of these exercises makes you feel uncomfortable or dizzy, slow down.

TAGS: neck exersises
Rating: 4.71/5

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Swampfox - June 18, 2012, 5:18 pm
Sending this to a friend with a neck brace.


TAGS: redneck parents daughter smoke kids
Rating: 4.31/5

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steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:24 am
@voodoo3535 - it actually is Ann Coulter - she comes around quite regularly for a bit of "squirrel shopping"
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:18 am
@ culos - yea, stupid witness protection program - had no choice in my new identity
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:45 am
@Steph1; This proves you look nothing like your avatar, what's up with that?
voodoo3535 - February 17, 2011, 10:39 am
Nice pic of Ann Coulter in the back.


TAGS: blind dates hot tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

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Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm
You know he's filled a tub with it...

BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle


TAGS: balls redneck back woods bar jokes hero legends dirty
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 12:05 am
Why would I counter-attack a temp?
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:01 am
misspelling intentional
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:00 am
I may be flamed for this butt... Ag, I didn't know you like man-ass!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:20 pm

REDNECK INGENUITY - I guess giving up drinking and pork gravy was out of the question?

TAGS: redneck fat funny man drinking
Rating: 3.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:00 pm
A Milwaukee tumor.

APPARENTLY - Rednecks are International

TAGS: redneck rednecks
Rating: 2.79/5

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lulz - September 21, 2009, 4:36 pm
wtf is that red helmet at the front yet he is still using a bucket? lol


TAGS: nascar racing redneck hate
Rating: 2.75/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:45 pm
Magnificent! I knew this one sucked! LMAO!

REDNECKS - The real scurge in American Society

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 2.27/5

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WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:07 pm
Sure, under-educated backwoods kncukleheads are the scurge. Not the gangs or illegal aliens that are killing kids in the streets with drugs and drive-bys. Fix your anal-cranial inversion.
TheSarge - June 14, 2009, 10:39 am
Spoken like a true liberal pantywaste.

STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.

TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance

INDOOR PLUMBING - REDNECKS What separates the middle class from the lower.

STUPID REDNECKS - Every family has at least one ...

UNDERCOVER C.I.A. AGENT JASPER - Almost blew his cover.

TAGS: arab muslim islam redneck
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:54 pm
Bubba was never the brightest bulb in the family, but if it looked like a "rally", well then... Bubba was there.
Jmac0585 - June 5, 2009, 12:19 pm
TY - I saw that dude and thought, I am more arab than that guy. Ahhh... a spy! Sometimes it's best to hide in plain sight.
agdaniele - June 4, 2009, 8:11 pm
This picture was used years ago, but I have to admit, you one-upped it by far. Love it!

WATER SKIING - You gotto luv them Rednecks

HUNTING - Wrong on so many levels

TAGS: hunting secks redneck
Rating: 3.02/5

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Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:46 am
somebody shoot fido! gonna jizz on the backstrap..
WhiteRaven - February 20, 2009, 8:37 pm
There is no exception to Rule #34...Not even suprise dog on deer buttsecks during ear rape.


HOT TUB TIME MACHINE - your doing it wrong

TAGS: hottub redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

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PrognatusMortuus - March 16, 2011, 9:17 pm
oh so thats how they make the hooch in the south!?

WTF?!?!? - Why isn't he parked in the handicapped space?

TAGS: cripple fat redneck
Rating: 4.43/5

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mariand - November 30, 2011, 4:13 pm
nah, those are too lazy to jog...;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 30, 2011, 4:11 pm
...yes, occupied by someone who probably can jog.
BOSSthefurry - November 29, 2011, 8:44 am
lets face it. When we're all old and senile I'm sure we're gonna do this at least once.
mariand - November 28, 2011, 1:43 am
It happens that that place is occupied by a car...
CloudchaserS - November 27, 2011, 11:45 pm
My guess would be the rider wanted to leave that space for someone who is less mobile than him/herself. That aside, this is funny!



JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES - Wait 'til they knock on my door.

TAGS: jehovah s witness armed door knock redneck
Rating: 2.25/5

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reason - October 18, 2009, 4:39 pm
wow! it takes alot to impress me with an arsenal but this one is pretty damn good. Everything you would need in case of jehovas witnesses... or zombies


TAGS: theone pink redneck truck
Rating: 2/5

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TheOne - March 1, 2011, 6:42 pm
Yeah...I see your point but i really don't look that far into the fakes so i can figure how low this was going once i saw the others like this and i may make a second attemp on this pic.
coldinjected - March 1, 2011, 2:13 pm
Sorry TheOne. Not going to get much love. The joke has been REALLY played out. The picture has potential. I'd like to see a new attempt.

TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!

REDNECKS - Getting An "A" For Effort

TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 1.74/5

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Elwood - November 23, 2008, 7:37 am
Max - May 23, 2008, 9:36 pm
If someone actually made a house out of not-trailer materials like that, and maybe with tubes around the ladders, I would but it so fast you have no idea.


TAGS: keyboard necktie metaphor crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - December 9, 2010, 5:58 pm
salutes go to our comrad
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2010, 9:02 am
I think I can hear taps, being pulled....oh, and Cranky,....bullseye, dead center. 5+L
foresti - December 9, 2010, 3:33 am
Noobs, please don't vote! So much of an insider. But a perfect one! 5!!
Claire - December 8, 2010, 11:09 pm
I think I can hear taps playing...
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
From one of those of us who truly understand this... Thank You for this perfect fake. 5 Lost ones
jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 7:24 pm
~sings off key~ THis moti is fiiiiive El, this moti is fi-ive el...
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 3:07 pm
B!tchin, 5L


TAGS: sheep rednecks
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
For nobody else gave me the thrill, With all your faults, I love you still. It had to be ewe... It had to be ewe.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:34 pm
Where's the redhead?
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
LOL! 5 sheep.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:06 am
I'll take that as a compliment
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 11:04 am
face, you're one sick baaaaaaastard. 5L
Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am

Gun Laws -

TAGS: guns laws rednecks oh my
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - March 18, 2014, 4:38 pm
Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
Cannabal - March 17, 2014, 6:29 pm
The worst part of all? It's...both!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 10:41 pm
Irony or conspiracy? =o
Cannabal - March 16, 2014, 6:39 pm
Ironic that nothing sells guns quite like "gun control."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2014, 3:44 pm
CloudchaserS - March 11, 2014, 5:22 am
On 19 April 1775, an attempt at confiscating guns triggered a successful revolution.


KENTUCKY - 5 million people. 15 last names.

REDNECK CRIME - Can't be solved because the DNA is all the same and there's no dental records

REDNECK SIMPLICITY - Oh I just live in a little place out behind the business

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE - It Can Happen To You Especially When You Live In A Mobile Home

BIG CITY FOLKS - City Folks ain't two smart, don't know the difference between a possum and a cat!

TAGS: redneck cat possum
Rating: 1.96/5
Kungfusion - May 21, 2009, 2:32 pm
This was a joke lol. He recorded all of the phone calls saying it was a possum and call animal control. lol it was hilarious. google that shit. or go on college humor.
er - November 26, 2008, 5:50 pm
and 'two', 'too' and 'to'.
RII - August 6, 2008, 8:29 am
Err, 'two' and 'too'... Admitted fail!
RII - August 6, 2008, 8:28 am
They know the difference between 'two' and 'to' though.

ZOONECROPHILIA - Because rednecks get lonely too

Gated Community -

TAGS: redneck community tractor
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 12:04 pm
Comes complete with redneck security system-- several large dogs and shotguns. I think this is about 10 miles outta town from me . . . This is TOO funny!! 5L!
JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 7:21 am
Thanks :))
concern3 - April 26, 2015, 5:26 am
Very funny a 5er

CONTRACEPTION - Because some parents don't have the sense to say, "Wait . . . we shouldn't do this."

TAGS: redneck
Rating: 4.8/5

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fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 8:28 pm
Not just for rednecks, but that's a good start. 5L despite your lack of World Vision

United States Marine Corps -

JUST WONDERING - If they get divorced are they still brother and sister?

TAGS: nailer redneck divorce
Rating: 4.17/5

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Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:48 am
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? Either way, someone's loosing a trailer!
forseti - September 10, 2010, 4:19 am
funny idea, but i really don't like this bad shopped pictures. 3L
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:04 am
Funny! Now, just stop loading the queue with a lot of half-hearted posters, and stick to the great ones... you don't have to submit everything you think of. Be your own critic first. 5L


NOW THAT'S CLASS - Yep us Rednecks has it alright. But only when it's on a sale.


REDNECKS - They don't play games.

TAGS: rednecks country knives
Rating: 3.75/5

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Winning - November 19, 2011, 11:46 pm
You're right. They have sex with their pets.

REDNECK BABYSITTERS - Avoid at all costs!

TAGS: redneck
Rating: 3.57/5

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Viper - May 11, 2010, 7:45 am
5l for pathetic'dar on these folks, is that baby drinkin booze or soda? wtf!


RUN FOR YOUR WIFE - What Redneck men do when they hear there's a new girl in town that isn't related to anyone.

REDNECK FIRE PIT - When you really want to romance her...


TAGS: rednecks
Rating: 2.4/5

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Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 1:15 am
The 4th one down wouldn't be so bad, but he doesn't appear to be wearing any pants. Bad taste is forgivable so long as you keep your naughty bits well-concealed. I cannot forgive the shirt, however. The Watermelon hat must keep him sane.
Bennyhannah - April 22, 2010, 12:57 pm
@GreyScorpion: Notice I wasn't mocking the sport.
Krissie - April 21, 2010, 9:31 pm
4th pic down--man or woman? can't tell...oh my...
matt28 - April 21, 2010, 8:41 pm
OK, second pic down is about the most horrific thing I've ever seen. I'm going to go cleanse my eyeballs in nail polish remover now...
GreyScorpion - April 21, 2010, 7:47 pm
hay!! oh sorry, hay is for horses...HEY!! you left turning hating steak chopper! don't be bad mouthin' what you don't know!
rerun - April 21, 2010, 7:26 pm

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Oh, I get it now
MrRandom - April 21, 2010, 7:15 pm
I like it, but please stop using all caps. Kinda annoying.

REDNECK RALLY - Popular sport everywhere necks are red and popular vehicle is a tractor.


BEHOLD - The Redneck See-Saw!

TAGS: redneck see saw
Rating: 3.21/5

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rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:56 am

the memories this brings back.....and at Christmas we used it to crack walnuts